If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不夠君子

　　If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象漢子

　　If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，說你欺騙

　　If you don't, you are good for nothing 不夸吧，說你笨蛋

　　If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 順?biāo)?，說你氣管炎

　　If you don't, you are not understanding 不順吧，不善解人